Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.
The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.
Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.
Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011
Get the iPod Slothmug. by Woody Harrelson's Scrotum June 7, 2016
Get the Sloth riotmug. Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?
Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.
Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.
by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015
Get the slothing aroundmug. big bill: “ archie the sloth has a massive cock m8! “
massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “
massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “
by bigballnboobiebetty May 27, 2021
Get the archie the slothmug. A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.
David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.
by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013
Get the Sloth Bearmug. A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks
Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras
by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017
Get the sand slothmug. by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005
Get the spam-slothmug.