Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.

Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"

by Feebz November 11, 2014

Sleep!

When you tell someone to sleep it means they are acting dumb or said somethin dumb!

Waitor: ok what kind of sauce would you like? (For her wings)
Taylor: Sauce for what?
Courtney: SLEEP!

by Courtney Watt March 22, 2010

Sleep

Something only for the weakest of beings.

You went to sleep last night? What kind of a man are you?

by FantaBAMarama February 14, 2009

Sleep

Punch somebody in the face so hard the fall into a deep coma.

Yo im going to sleep you sahn.

by Noisecreep June 7, 2010

sleep

1.(v)to be wrong or say something wrong or out of the ordinary
2.(v) to be or acting wack

You sleep!This aint fake, this is real gucci.

by LiL Tina June 27, 2005

sleep

Similar to nap, something the aged (people over the age of 25) rarely get enough of because they are doing stupid crap like looking up the definition of it here. Also something that older people find more desirable after the age of 12, i.e. naps which we could have had as kids but were too stupid to realize that later we would pay for them.

49 year old Dave (not his real name) really wanted a nap but work kept interfering with that process as a result sleep was always on his mind.

by Old Wolf November 26, 2011

Sleep

A condition resulting from lack of coffee. People suffering from sleep blank out for hours without remembering anything that has happened and will occasionally experience vivid hallucinations. The best remedy for sleep is to drink more coffee.

(Heads nods down then snaps back up) "Whoa, I almost feel asleep! I need to make some coffee!"

by KrustyCU March 23, 2016