Smashed Abo

When a man lays a large stool pipe, then uses a didgeridoo to soften the stool into a paste like substance. He then paints indigenous symbols onto the woman’s face with the paste. He then beats her mercifully.

Hey is Stacey coming to work today?

No she’s not in. Apparently last night she got the smashed abo

by Purplemonkeydishwasher11 September 3, 2019

Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is from the “Night Shift” Episode of SpongeBob Squarepants (Season 2 Episode 16). He was a violent drug dealer who sold hash (the weed kind) and would “get you.”

The Hash Slinging Slasher got your mom last night.

by nashdingingflasher April 13, 2019

smashed

to have intercourse with another human being

Dude, I totally smashed Kait last night.

by Gustavo Minion July 29, 2010

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

slashdot

One of the older geek hangouts on the World Wide Web; a notable and wretched hive of scum and villainy. The denizens of Slashdot are known to engage, with regards to their self-professed knowledge of All-Things-Technical, in the same kind of macho douchebaggery that highschool jocks wield against their brainy counterparts. In this way they are quite adept at demonstrating their own propensities for egotism and vanity.

I made the mistake of reading the forums on slashdot today.

by dogeared-boy August 27, 2011

smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

smashed butterfly

A very ugly vagina.

Am not goin near that thing, it's a smashed butterfly

by 0-0-7 October 24, 2009