Doctor Shopper

The act of shopping for Doctors who give you what you want.

The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole Richie Diet.

To go from Clinic to Clinic trying to find selected Doctors who will prescribe you what you want. See Doctor Shopping.

"Renee is a real Doctor Shopper!" "I heard she saw 24 Doctors in one week!"

Nicole had been doctor shopping all week, and finally found one doctor that would prescribe her Duromine.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

mississippi mud skipper

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

by WayneD October 26, 2006

Skepper

A person who always expresses their skepticism in another person's ideas.

Billy-Dude, I think I am going to ask Jenny out on a date soon.

Jim-She would definitely say "No" but it doesn't matter because you will never ask her out anyway.

Billy-Wow, you are the biggest skepper I know, always raining on my parade!

by J Bone21 March 23, 2009

muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.

Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.

by Shock N Awe Special February 27, 2009

thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle

"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"

by Hawke June 23, 2005

[slit-stopper]

slang for a NuvaRing, a vaginal contraceptive

When I take my slit-stopper out of the fridge, they make my cervix cold

by ToxicColledgy March 9, 2009