Skid-row

A line up of skids in which you can point out the different kinds of skids. Most of them still believe wireshark can be used to hack the NSA alone, and can't even identify what python looks like.

We've got a nice Skid-row here of scrows, scrids, and skids to pick out of, shall we skidgineer them?

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

Skid marks

The combination of white underwear with a person with minimal butt wiping skills, or, someone, like Tom, who wears the same pair of undies for 3 days.

Tom wears his undies for 3 days without washing. He doesn't wipe very well and leaves nasty skid marks for his wife to try and get out with bleach and Sunlight bar soap. He's a dirty man.

by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

Skid Lid

Refers to a Safety Helmet

I threw myself off the Honda Sportsbike at over 100 miles per hour. It's lucky I was wearing a good skid lid otherwise I would have surely hurt my head.

by www.bradfordmotorcycles.co.uk November 11, 2009

Skid Plate

Yet another synonym for the area between a man's asshole and testes. See also: taint, durf, and grundle.

"Skid Plate" is actually an automotive term for a protective plate(or plates) that shield the underside of Off-Road vehicles from damage. Here, the former, "skid" refers to skid marks.

"I think I tore my Skid Plate climbing over that fence!"

by Riko February 18, 2005

skid mark

Something left in ones underwear when their ass goblin doesn't do a good job.

No problem, my ass goblin will take care... aww shit, he aint doing his job!

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

Tokyo Skid

A big fan of Tokyo Drift style racing will run into the bathroom and drift past the toilet, when needing to poop. The drifter will attempt to drift his turd into the toilet often failing and making a skid mark on the impacted surface.

Nick pulled off a Tokyo Skid in my step mom's toilet last night! tokyo drift skid

by Derek H and Nick G February 27, 2011

skid talk

Simular to crazy talk, but about two steps down on the shit-o-meter. One who mentions a grim situation when all you are trying to do is have a good time.

"I don't think I'm gonna drink any more beers tonight man"

"Yo, that's skid talk B"

by Roob Nevo June 22, 2006