Tricka Skeezer

a dirty stank trick an a nasty skeezer combined

I can belive that Tricka Skeezer Kayla Nedd She gettin on my nerves

by Justin Thomas January 11, 2009

skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.

Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

On-call skeezer

A girl (usually on the slutty side) that you can reasonably rely upon to hook up with whenever you call her, regardless of the time.

M1: I heard you booty called Monica last night. Was that a one-shot deal?
M2: Nah, she's been my on-call skeezer for a while now.

by PaydayHenderson August 20, 2009

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

skeeser

Someone who embeds themselves into others lives, pathetically claiming friendship and uses those people for his/her own benefit

John only wants to hang out with D and not Wes because D has a car and Wes does not. But neither of them want to hang out with him anyways, John is such a skeeser.

by Waffles16 February 3, 2006

skeezer

Julia Vann or another girl with extremely low morales.

"man dat bitch is 15 and already done bout 12 dudes."

"yeah i hurd shes a straight skeezer. she got dat loose loose cuz she only fucks wit da black people"

by nill the mill August 20, 2009