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Simple Man

Great song from Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1973 debut album "Pronounced (Leh-nerd Skin-nerd)" Written by singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Gary Rossington. The Shinedown version is awful. Sorry.
Simple Man is the best song Skynyrd ever recorded.
by metlmtn May 11, 2013
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No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.
Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
by The Wae September 2, 2020
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Simile

A Comparison Of 2 Things By Using The Words ''As'' Or ''Like''.
Lily: I'm As Hungry As A Bear.
Mom: What Do You Mean?
Lily: It's A Simile.
Mom: Oh...
by Handle Here August 4, 2018
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Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.
1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)
by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008
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gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
by thecheetoman March 15, 2020
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it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City
1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"
by Inco33 October 26, 2008
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simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.
Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster
by narambae August 24, 2016
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