A fat turd who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He often has man-tits bigger than most teenage girls in his grade. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see. He has the ability to back out of any conversation by covering up his face with a giant double chin.
Look at that fat guy his name is probably Simon
Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon
Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon
by Imgayyyyy0929 March 4, 2019
Get the Simonmug. An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.
by Rolly polly panda March 15, 2020
Get the Simonemug. typically Irish and short. blue eyes. hot tempered and can't take what he dishes out. dresses terribly. long hair. practically drowned in cologne. small dick.no balls. awful taste in music. assumes. you know what they say about assumers. it makes an ass out of you and me. bad friend. can't keep a secret. thinks hes the shit and hes not but he talks it. mad creepy.
simon
by BananaNutCandle January 23, 2010
Get the Simonmug. A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.
by Fullthrottle81 July 14, 2020
Get the Simonemug. I totally thought he was such a rude kid, but he ended up just being a simon and had me totally swooning over him!
by Newbyknows October 13, 2015
Get the Simonmug. A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)
"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"
by Rainbowwolfy June 19, 2017
Get the Simonemug. A new breed of dog.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010
Get the Simonemug.