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Simples

A word first coined by Gnostic Bishop Tau Tia L Douglass in 2007.

Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple

Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.

Another word for - Sheeple.

A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.

Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.
The Simples watch the news on TV and believe all of it, without question.

Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.
by KnowingOne May 25, 2013
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Simple Plan

by Tyler Morton April 4, 2005
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simonet

doing something stupid or wrecklace without thinking
that kid just did made a huge simonet and it may have completely ruined his life
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too simple, sometimes naive

A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.
"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
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Simple Plan

Loved or hated canadian punk pop band, known for singles such as "shut Up" and "Untitled(How could this happen to me?)"

Consists of Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien LeFebvre, David Desrosiers, Jeff Stinco, and Chuck Comeau.
'Did you go to the Simple Plan concert last night?'

'I didn't know they were in town! Bummer.'
by j'aimelescrepes August 23, 2005
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Simone Taylor

A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know
Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her
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A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others
Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018
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