Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

shitoker

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s

Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)

by ggggg June 12, 2003

shitoris

an alternative to clitoris

your such a shitoris

by Izzi August 25, 2003

shitonym

A word meaning its self

Goran is a shitonym, because goran means goran.

by un-gineer April 22, 2009

Shitopian

Person with excessive and unwarranted pride and entitlement to a land his ancestors stole west and south of Tigray. Also known as ልሙጥ(Limut) ፎጣ ለባሽ (fota lebash). Symptoms include uncontrollable hypocrisy, lying, projection, insecurity, savagery, identity crisis, reflection, denial, hysteria, victim mentality, delusion and cultural and linguistic appropriation.

This person may cause you nausea, irritation, loss of hope in humanity and complete and utter disbelief.

Feven: Who are these people? What's wrong with them?
Ted: Oh don't mind them, they have lost it. They are Shitopians, they've been hiding among us

by HumanImposter July 11, 2021

shitbox

a place where lil key key used to shit

"Come on key key use your little shitbox!"

by HockeyGoon January 14, 2005

Shitornado

The term used to define a cluster of small time criminals each with different personalities used to commit tons of petty theft.

"The Baker boys used a shitornado to steal shopping carts from the grocery store to sell to homeless people".

by Blue Bubble April 20, 2011