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Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
by obe_ November 25, 2011
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sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!
by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011
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Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H May 31, 2013
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Sergeant Way

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.
" Is that Sergeant Way coming over here? "
" OH FUCKING HELL RUN, RUN OH MY GOD "
by mcjrotia January 4, 2015
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sergeo

the cool ass mother fucker who will acctualy fuck your mom. someone who loves sports and is built like a wall strong and handsome. how will steal your girl. has a big dick and is good in bed. he is very unpredictable and exiting to be around. he is always up for a party or for a laugh
wow he is such a sergeo
by cock shot February 24, 2017
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Serge

Everybody thinks he off his rocker but Steve knows what's up
We serge'n out here
by ThecoolioKid December 11, 2016
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sergeant shiny skull

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.
by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017
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