smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023

Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

Jail Seat

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.

The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.

by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

The Hot Seat

The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.

I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.

by Bearsh January 6, 2017

seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals

When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.

by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010