schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schitzoferinzeloruferosis

a mixture of candy kitties, peach rings, and edible taylor swift action figures in a hello kitty bag.

Katey has schitzoferinzeloruferosis.

by TaylorSwift222 February 11, 2010

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

schitty

When someone says "city" with a "sh" at the beginning. Sounds like you're saying "shitty."

Person 1: You goin' to the schitty tonight?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Person 1: I'm askin' if you're goin' to the schitty tonight.
Person 2: I ain't goin' to NO shitty tonight!

by Polaroid7 October 5, 2015

schnutt

One lonely hairy ball.

I need to shave my Schnutt.

by Bridgett.ba April 25, 2016

Alisha Schat

1.)Amazing female. Practices Old School Badassery. Member of The Nipple Club. Plays the Drums like an awesome little fuck. Best Friend to Robyn. Likes Photography and Pokemon. Loves her some hardcore music. Lives in a man cave.

2.)Can also be used to describe any intense female motherfucker. If someone truly does not give a shit.... they are an Alisha Schat.

3.)To jump hug and wrap one's legs around the other person's waist.

"That girl was so cool, a real Alisha Schat...."
"Man, Katie was sure happy to see me today, she gave me an Alisha Schat..."

by alittlelullaby September 12, 2011

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008