Schrodinger's Sex Addict

A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.

Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict

by KrapyKangaroo September 28, 2019

Schromebook

A school issued chromebook

"hey have you gotten a laptop for school yet?"
"Nah, I'll just take the schromebook

by TheRealJish October 7, 2019

Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.

friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"

by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.

I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!

by Vinderex July 8, 2020

Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.

"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."

by AntiCommunistAction September 7, 2020