Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.

Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.

by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015

Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017

Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

schrode

The act of slide-grinding to a stop down a handrail on your scrotum. Usually occurs while skateboarding on handrails.

I want to go get theflip backlip on that 12, but i’m just scared to schrode it again

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020