schlum

a dishonest son of a bitch...or, just a bitch!

He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.

by blah1234blah1234blah1234 January 16, 2009

Schlob

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.

I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"

by Chuck woolery November 14, 2004

[schlob]

One Michelob Ultra.

pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb"

Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"

"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack"

"I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"

by Sir Admiral III January 14, 2009

Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.

Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!

by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006

Schlibip

A schlibip is a word that can be associated with a word but it has nothing to actually do with the word.
i.e; A water schlibip (referenced to dick-sucking)

She gave him a big water schlibip.

by ChurinArts January 4, 2018

schlabby

Pertaining to a larger than she thinks she is woman. Usually one who is still trying to look hot. ie. fat chick in bikinis, stretch pants, half shirts etc.

Dude! Did you see that schlabby girls gunt? It is fupalicious!

by wilmafingerdu January 17, 2008

schluck corn

To jack one's parking spot as they are pulling away.

As soon as this a-hole pulls out, I'm gonna schluck his corn.

by steelman August 14, 2003