schlong-a-dong

a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood
cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!
by t dot bizzle December 12, 2007
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Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
by BroBuster June 15, 2021
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Tyler Schlong

There are so many people from the continent of Asia, but this is the worst one.
Get this Tyler Schlong outta here, said Julia
by Jared Goff's Cousin, Jack November 18, 2019
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Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
by xWhatDa April 27, 2023
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Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.
by The Rip-Stick April 16, 2021
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Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.
Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.
by Anesthesia God August 16, 2020
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