scatington

The action of sharting a little bit and rubbing it all over the nearest surface.

Joey said, "Woah man you should've seen that scatington I pulled off earlier.

by xXCountDracula420Xx May 29, 2024

Scaking

The process of landscaping a cake.

I'm going to be scaking the wedding cake.

by FurAli July 24, 2009

skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.

On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.

by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019