alaskan dog sled

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

by vbpj November 23, 2014

Sledgehammer

A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.

Bruce: *toot*

Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*

Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Bruce: *whistles*

by Ni_Mader_JiJi_Bao_Zhe June 18, 2010

Soledad O'Brien

An extremely talented and hard-working person on CNN. She hosts Starting Point in the morning and sometimes fills in for other CNN hosts at night like Anderson Cooper. In other words, she is extremely amazing. She is married to Bradley Raymond, director of some Disney movies like Lion King 1 1/2 and Pocahontas II.

Guy 1- Hey, were you watching Good Day New York this morning?

Guy 2- No way! Starting Point with Soledad O'Brien was on! I watch it everyday!

Guy 1- OMG! I know her! She filled in for Anderson Cooper for an entire week last August!

Guy 2- She's wonderful!

Guy 1- IKR!

by I Love AC September 26, 2012

russian sled

In the midst of performing doggie style at the top of a flight of stairs, the guy grabs the girl by the head, punches her, and rides her down the stairs like a sled.

While we were in the throws of love at the top of the stairs I said "ya vo" and rode her to the bottom like a russian sled

by stultzlee March 18, 2008

Sledge

One who always manages to get pulled by particularly munting women.

'Alec you old sledge, why do you always get pulled by dogs?'

by flanjeeta April 19, 2007

rocket sled

a shopping cart that is filled with rocks or other heavy material and then hurled, with disastrous effects to what it hits

we busted open the front door of a supermarket with a rocket sled

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020