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Sass monster

A girl/boy that is sassy and when they act sassy they turn into a monster that won't listen to anything or accept the fact they are sassy.
1.That girl last night was a total sass monster!

2. Stop being a sass monster.
by Dylt0505 December 25, 2022
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Sass Beverage

When someone gives you a bad attitude.
This friend of mine drunk a sass beverage because I didn’t make it to her party
by Br0 D33 May 21, 2021
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Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When a got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
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summertime sass

The act of doing something sassy in summer whilst summertime sadness blasts in the background. often mistaken with wintertime sass and springtime sass.
I just got summertime sassed by some random the other day
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Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
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Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
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Sass master

Someone who's very very sassy.
Gerard: Move peasants I am the sass master and I'll get the whole black parade to run you the fuck over!
by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023
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