stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.

That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke

by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019

stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.

How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”

by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023

stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno April 25, 2016

Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023

russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky August 6, 2011

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003