there's rumors on the internets

Like you forgot poland and need some wood?, a phrase that one uses when pulling something cool off in a game of Ambition, such as surprising someone with the king of clubs.

I hear there's rumors on the internets... that you just struck this round!

by Kid October October 10, 2004

asshole's remorse

When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.

Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."

Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"

Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."

by Papacskillz January 17, 2008

Horse Remorse

The immediate regret one experiences after shooting up ketamine.

*Day after chemical binge*
Dude 1 - "Man are you alright after that epic session of horse tranquilizer last night?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah I am just going through some horse remorse that's all"

by Pedroew August 19, 2008

Taco Bell Remorse

The feeling of remorse after leaving Taco Bell and realizing you should have bought more food.

John: Man I really should have bought another Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Alex: Taco Bell Remorse

by ID_Superstar February 28, 2010

Rumours

Album by Fleetwood Mac. Released in 1974.

One of the greatest albums of all time. Every track is a hit, and every track is perfect for making love.

Sorry, I can't hang out right now. I'm listening to Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. I'm going to be MIA for the next hour.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 29, 2011

Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by AbeLopezAuthor November 24, 2021

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.

Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010