Roland

Victoria's bitch. And love of her life.

I can't get my homework done because my Roland is here distracting me.

by Dorcan February 25, 2010

Roland Martin

Fat, Dirty, Communist, Socialist Scumbag. He works for CNN (Communist News Network)

He has Barack Obama's nutsack in his mouth.

Communist Roll Call:

Jessuh Jackson...here

Al Greaseball Pimp Jackson...here

Barry Hussein Soetoro-Obummer...here

Acorn...here

SEIU...here

95% of Black Sheep...here

Roland Martin...I'mma here Massa!!!

by PhukYu October 25, 2010

Rylan

#1 Meme Daddy

Aye That Guy Rylan Is A Meme daddy

by Meme Daddy is god October 3, 2019

Rylan

Will suck your dick for 1 cent.

Rylan is Gay

by Thin Boi February 4, 2020

roland

a perverted soul who has an imaginary girlfriend

Chad: How's that Roland doing? Does he have a girlfriend?
Brett: Naw. He watches too much porn to have enough time to get one.

by El fapatron January 11, 2014

Rylan

An AMAZING girl!! She isn't afraid to go out and do something CRAZY! She's COOL, NICE, AND TOTALLY PERFECT!!! She's kind and adventurous!

WOW!!! GOTTA LOVE RYLAN!!!

by Lil Lil cutey November 16, 2017

Pulled a Ryland

When someone incredibly stupid decides to walk a long distance in extreme weather, whether it be really hot or really cold, or otherwise.

"so on the way home today i saw a boy passed out on the side of the road, he looked familiar... so i called my friend and as it turns out it was him, he pulled a Ryland that Jackass!"

by Ryland K April 3, 2008