inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

Smugglers Route

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.

There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.

by SueNellFL November 10, 2022

route 36

A very scenic, rural, state maintained,route running north/south through western New York. There are an assortment of cattle/dairy farms along the route. Also, be advised, one dairy processing plant on the west side of Arkport.

While taking a scenic drive down route 36 one pleasant summer day we encountered much agrifume as we passed through Arkport New York.

by gotham city bankster February 07, 2015

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

by Your Alpha October 08, 2021

Scenic route

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night

by Country Barbie July 15, 2017

Scenic route

The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn

by Dontgonearthelake:( July 29, 2019

Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

by Guac3721 November 26, 2024