Route 560

A route transferred from King County Metro to Pierce Transit because Pierce Transit pays their employees less which makes Daddy Sound Transit happy. It operates between Westwood Village, a shitty place to sleep, and Bellevue Transit Center, while also having a stop at SeaTac Airport which takes 15-20 minutes to fucking depart from.

"Wanna take the Route 560 to Westwood Village and get stuck at the airport for some reason and end up on a flight to Shanghai?"

by thebeatboxguy111 July 1, 2024

Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

by Guac3721 November 26, 2024

PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022

weird route

The thing you do when that fucking bird that you hate is on screen for too long in a video game where you dealt a ruinous blow of ice towards this bird

person 1: Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a weird route right now.
person 2: Say that again?

by nikomega August 14, 2025

Route 66

Well if you ever plan to motor west
Travel my way, take the highway that's the best
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than two thousand miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66

Well it goes to St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks so, so pretty
You'll see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Wynonna
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
You get hip to this kind of tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it goes to St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks so, so pretty
You'll see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Wynonna
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
If you get hip to this kind of tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

Lobo route

Taking the day path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025