Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.

Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick

by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017

rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)

whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick

by slamitin January 13, 2004

rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them

That girl has rooster tits

by moose balls December 12, 2014

roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009

drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.

You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."

by entonidas March 27, 2013

Red Rooster

an energy drink, a cheap version of "red bull," often served at night clubs and cheap corner stores.

man: yeh il have a red bull
*gets handed red rooster*
man: wtf is this? it tastes nasty

by Rizla|xD January 13, 2008

Banty Rooster

1. Any of various breeds of very small domestic fowl that are often miniatures of members of larger breeds

2. A small but very aggressive person.

3. A boastful, prideful and arrogant individual.

4. A mischievous teenager who pulls over the top dangerous pranks that can actually be fatal. The pranks include throwing hammers at unsuspecting bystanders, trying to carbon monoxide poison friends sleeping in cars, and setting people on fire just for being fat.

Mr. Dry: Duncan, Travis you need to sit the hell down & stop running around here like some goddamn banty roosters!

by I was there that night :) April 8, 2011