cheese and rice

A less offensive, yet more hilarious way of saying 'Jesus Christ'.

Found in the TV show 'Frisky Dingo'.

Cheese and Rice, he shot himself! And with my gun somehow!

by little_cupcake August 27, 2008

No Rice For You

A phrase said by Asian parents to their children when they have performed poorly in school.

Kid: "Father I got an A- on my exam"

Father: "Why not A+!?!? No rice for you!"

by originalspecial July 12, 2010

Rice pan

The word "rice pan" is commonly used as a degrading term for asian women or especially japanese women.

Peter:"Hey look over there, a rice pan!"
Bob:"Dude that's my japanese girlfriend!"
Peter:*dies in laughter*

by sefi89 December 25, 2008

Ray Riceing

Verb.
To punch your fiance in an elevator and leave her there unconscious.
past tense: Ray Riced

he is Ray Riceing her out

by rikahsombooty September 13, 2014

rice caked

When one drops in on your wave when surfing.

Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.

by Cobin May 30, 2015

boxed rice

Instances when ricers, those that buy cheap cars and put cheap parts on it for "style," go cheaper and attach "body kits" mostly with masking tape and duct tape. The panels are made out of cardboard and are a good laugh for all around.
v. to play a trick on a friend by attaching crappy body kit like panels made out of cardboard without the friends knowledge, akin to plastic wrapping.

"Dude check it out that kid has boxed-rice, I can't believe somebody would drive that P.O.S."

"He's asleep so we have plenty of time to turn his Honda into boxed rice, get the duct tape."

by Hondas Suck March 03, 2008

Brown Rice

A term used to address someone of both Asian and African descent.

Dude, that guy's dad is black, but his mom is Japanese! He's totally brown rice!

by Raikonia April 04, 2010