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Woke Remorse

When a non BIPOC person who claims to be “woke” gets called out on their unconscious privilege

and begs for forgiveness to absolve their guilt.
Her fake ass apology reeked of woke remorse, I felt like the pope the way she was begging for forgiveness, girl bye.
by Ain’t Playin’ August 24, 2022
mugGet the Woke Remorsemug.

Voters remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret months after the election. The feeling of why did i vote that way ? Why did i vote for him ?

Usually this feeling hits during tax time of the first year after a presidential election.
Guy1: dude, im going through voters remorse cause i realized i shoilda voted for Sanders !
by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018
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poster's remorse

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!
gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!
by earpuller July 21, 2006
mugGet the poster's remorsemug.

Fucker's Remorse

Performing sex acts, with a person or several people at once and then regretting it later. Especially when the regret means claiming rape to save face.
"Jennifer came into the team locker room specifically requesting to be gang-banged. Then she got Fucker's Remorse after word got out that she had done it, she cried rape to keep people from knowing she was a slut."
by Heartsy454 January 15, 2010
mugGet the Fucker's Remorsemug.

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.
I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!
by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009
mugGet the suckers remorsemug.

burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.
Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.
by kingballer16 October 15, 2010
mugGet the burrito remorsemug.

remorse return

A "remorse return" is returning something to a store when you feel terrible about having blown the cash on the purchase.
Mack was so sick about blowing 3 grand on a kayak at REI that he took it back and got a remorse return.
by MikeeP May 16, 2008
mugGet the remorse returnmug.

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