1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.
2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other
2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other
Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.
by The Dubber May 28, 2008
by Bottom Ford September 17, 2009
The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.
- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
by youwantmystacherash July 29, 2008
Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.
Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?
Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.
Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!
Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.
Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!
by Archbishop Shaggy September 07, 2009
A rash between your bumcrack caused by a sweaty arse, loose boxers and excesive walking will also cause Bow leg
by Robj2502 June 24, 2007
When you ribs hurt from surfing for the first time in a long time. Or if you are just too skinny and don't have much meat on your bones to pad your chest against the board, your ribs start to hurt.
by avogoofy September 26, 2016
A horrible rash you get from your mother in childhood. Usually its a scrape caused by too frequent or too ardent kisses to young flesh.
by raymondallan May 27, 2010