hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."

I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.

by SilverPirate September 13, 2013

Ranch Slut

Someone who uses ranch dressing excessively with meals. Such as dipping pizza or fries in it. They over hype it and use way too much with their food. They are a little slut for ranch.

Kimberly uses way too much ranch with her food. She's a ranch slut.

by ultimate chonk August 19, 2021

Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 21, 2014

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 05, 2004

Pussy Ranch

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.

"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."

by awh13 March 01, 2016

ranch shovel

bro so basically any breaded food that can be used with ranch dressing, as a shovel if you will

chicken strips? you mean a ranch shovel

by lidiaxD March 01, 2019

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020