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Raptuie

When in the bath tub soaking in your own filth. You let a fart go and just before it hits the surface of the water you bite it.
Man I had the rankest raptuie last night. I just about barfed.
by Jonny Five Fingers July 1, 2009
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raptorbrain

noun - (rap - tor - brain) one who has the mental capacity to communicate with other members of their own species for the purpose of coordinating the hunt, but not much else. Very similar to the communication abilities of raptors in the late Jurassic period.
Dave? That raptorbrain? No way he got with her, he couldn't talk his way out of a paper bag.
by mr.pres May 7, 2009
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rapture of the deep

a mental state or conversational diversion achieved by various technical types when they have become obsessed with an idea that is peripheral (or irrelevant) to the discussion at hand. Commonly experienced in meetings when everyone else is trying to get something accomplished.

Often expanded to infinite rapture of the deep for extra emphasis

Derived from "raptures of the deep" (nitrogen narcosis) that may be experienced by scuba divers when diving at depths below 100 feet.
How'd the meeting go?
--- We were doing well, but then Matt went off into infinite
rapture of the deep about computer languages
by Golden Rod February 4, 2010
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Raptorial

1.A person who is really violent and has a serious desire to kill.
2.A type of insect forelimb.
Steven went completely raptorial on that guy who pissed him off.
by Jacob Vallery June 27, 2013
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raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.
James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!
by Smashasaurus December 24, 2013
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Raitress

(Noun) A slang term for a waitress at a restaurant with humongous breasts, or "Cans".
Dude, that girl is such a Raitress.

Yo, look at the tits on that Raitress, Bro!

That Raitress is so goddamn hot.

Dat Raitress Tho!
by ElenGalad January 4, 2014
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rapitition

rapitition A rap competition. When two or more people compete against each other using rap, which includes words, insults, and dissing each other. It usually contains a white skinny guy who is the under-dawg, begins to forget his words and then eventually is victorious.

Only lyrical genius' can enter this.
When two competitor enter a rapitition and then go rapping like apes against each other.
Oh lets try have a rapitition so I can make it in the music world.
by Lyrical genius May 16, 2014
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