A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
by Barry burr October 21, 2020
Get the Quantum Simp mug.When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.
person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020
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Quantumus is the base form of Z* Physics and is the most confusing yet very easy to remember. Quantumus's main property is an inverted movement ratio, the ratio of Quantumus is -9:-11. Quantumus's inverted ratio allows any objects with Quantumus properties (e.g. an Epi Pen) will give off this movement ratio, meaning that the object can break backwards velocity and travel at the speed of darkness (which is 299 792 458 ms, same as the speed of light). Quantumus's inverted movement also allows a negative movement, a form of movement which allows an object or person to move backwards and also move forward (same for left and right movement and diagonal movement).
by Creator Of The Stank Dank Spin November 30, 2020
Get the Quantumus mug.Quantum Extraphysics is a hypothesis about quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics whete there are quantum states of matter on extraphysical level. Where both, quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are the same thing on different levels of nature.
"Quantum Extraphysics is a really mindblowing hypothesis, it might be useful to explain extraphysical superposition and quantum afterlife."
by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021
Get the Quantum Extraphysics mug.A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.
by Cateye5 May 4, 2021
Get the Quantum IQ mug.When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 7, 2021
Get the Quantum Endanglement mug.The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
by NervouspyZ November 4, 2021
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