puto

Some word that gringos use to say sometin in spanish, cause thats all they know.Real meaning: male bitch(puta, feamle)

Puto!

by outlast October 2, 2003

putch

A stupid person worthy of shoulder boxing...

Eddi is a putch...

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

putch

A stupid business major

shit Lydur is a fucking hell´s putch

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Punoculars

device to zoom in on puns from a faraway distance Comes with launcher to launch various food items at the bad ones.

FOOD NOT INCLUDED

Gisele saw a bad pun with the Punoculars, and used them to shoot it with eggs.

by IscribbleGisele August 1, 2008

Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.

I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.

by Farmer Ernie May 25, 2020

te amo puto

often seen as TAP, slang for "love you but fuck you." Most commonly attributed to friends and co-workers.

Carlitos, TAP!

*Carlos runs into a wall* Carlos, te amo puto.

by mcmathews November 4, 2016

Putochedu

Eduardo it's a fucking Gay. It always buy you chupitos of matadioses and help you to cheap on tour girlfriend with billionaires one's.

Putochedu give you a present.

by Julioelpizzero November 21, 2021