Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 06, 2021

Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.

When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.

by @SlickNick911 February 06, 2015

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

puddle rabbit

an unattractive women.

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.

by Brett Erickson February 12, 2007

Puddle Ferret

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.

"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"

by Paul Landa February 19, 2009

Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously

Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over

by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017

Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

by OfficialArbys June 02, 2023