brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
by sirdefenition April 18, 2017
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Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."
by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021
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Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.
by P_Titty October 06, 2021
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Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously
Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over
by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017
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Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water
Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?
by Craigopolis July 30, 2019
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Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him
by OfficialArbys June 02, 2023
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puddle of bitch

a way to describe a really sweaty female
I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!
by carlamg May 25, 2007
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