puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.

His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!

by Sex Lab October 7, 2019

Puddle Packer

Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.

Goddamn puddle packer!! get some sleep!!

by Gmoney825 April 22, 2020

Puddle Slut

A Boy named Daniel whose last name is usually Fuentes

He's such a puddle slut

by Realize Everyone Aint Loyal July 22, 2020

Puddle Slut

A term that coins a sexual deviant of any narcotic illicit drug through intravenous use that will have sex in exchange for narcotic.

This is a term not limited to simply women, as both genders can be propositioned for sex.

Sherilyn was the Puddle Slut of Sean's Desire!

by Mind Myriad November 10, 2020