pucker pudding

Shit. Matter that comes from your pucker hole.

"I just walked across my lawn and stepped in a pile of your asshole dog's pucker pudding."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.

Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???

by IdahoLee February 28, 2023

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Pucker

A collective term for a group of assholes.

"Steve was left naked at the lake after a pucker of assholes took his clothes"

by Boxnut February 15, 2024

puckering

To excessively post drama on Facebook or other social media and the excitement causes your anal cavity to clench.

The number of people fighting on Katies Facebook post surely has her puckering.

by lavenderlady May 28, 2020

Pucker upp

When you tell somebody to pucker upp you are telling them to get ready to suck your dick

Yo shut up and pucker upp

by CocofrmdaL November 18, 2018