Punters pub 

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.

Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next

Punters pub by Richard Hasherpes August 21, 2009

nub in the pub

A person new to a public game server.

experienced man:Hey, there is a nub in the pub.
New man:lol.

nub in the pub by KawaiiAnime October 30, 2003

Gamesense.pub 

Dogshit paste by some noname

I am using gamesense.pub
I like dick

Gamesense.pub by CSGOHVHLEGENDPROVBUX May 30, 2022

post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.

"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"

post-pub shrapnel by StrokeCity December 28, 2005

To the Pub 

A phrase used in theatre by the technical team to signal the end of any task

"thats done, now to the pub!

To the Pub by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Power pub 

A ridiculously large pub that would easily function as a dance club or disco should it be outfitted with a sufficiently large enough dance floor.

Craft is a Power Pub.

Power pub by Eutamias April 29, 2013

Tryhard Pub Scunts 

A human being that likes to hide behind a computer screen and main the class from TF2 called the Scout. They are disgusting failed reproductive organs and deserve to die that way... Alone. They are typically found roaming the casual maps of TF2 and love to bother other players until they want to commit suicide. They are bad, they can die, all of them. They the ultimate killing machine that nobody wanted or deserved, shame on them. They also are hated by all and you should kill those baked potatoes if you can. Also, their reproductive oragns actually work... Yay.

I really fucking hate Tryhard Pub Scunts. I want to kill them all before they kill me. I had a friend who was a Tryhard Pub Scunt. I hated him and slit his throat with a frying pan in the middle of the night. Frying pan... More like dying pan!

Tryhard Pub Scunts by Edwardism January 26, 2019