Plotzke

Defines a very mad, angry, violent Polish person who is only out there to hurt and harm people. Usually filled with rage. Or violent explosive anger.

also, really into blonde whores.

--- "He just went all poltzke on his ass."
--- "His choice of girls is so plotzke"

by DipDipSetSet08 June 3, 2007

potzilla

someone who smokes all the weed they have the moment they get it. Nothing will stand in a potzilla's way of smoking all of it. Maybe yours too.

Hey man, potzilla smoked all our weed.

by touchy October 24, 2005

Pretzel sticks

A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.

Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.

"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.

by JackCaz January 19, 2011

Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010

Wet Pretzel

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.

John, don't be such a wet pretzel.

by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

put her in a pretzel

When u put a girl legs behind her head and f#ck her

My ex said to put her in a pretzel last night

by Uejnejjejjje March 24, 2017