proctsicle

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

Ports

These are pants that appear to look like shorts.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants

Seth: No, I believe he is wearing ports. He has cut his pants to make them look like shorts!

by pants/ports June 9, 2013

potscum

a person who qualifies for not only scum, but the scum that can be found on the inside of pots after being used. this is the lowest form of scum.

Your best friend fucked your girl? And killed your dog? And then stole your drugs and money? What potscum!

by herby July 27, 2006

Potsploitation

The exploitation of the actions, or thought process of a culture of people who smoke marijuana.

"movies like 'Half-Baked' are Potsploitation! smoking is a way of life. we don't act like that!"

because of Potsploitation, everyone at work thinks that i'm stupid, and thinks that If I ever get hungry, I have "the munchies"

by Jevir April 26, 2008

POTS

Acronym, generally used by geeks and techies

Plain Old Telephone System

>>Via the POTS...

>>HaHa I bet he uses depends on POTS for his data transmission.

by annonymous December 28, 2003

potsicle

The Ice Cream Man hands this out instead of a popsicle. Usually only given out when he makes his 3 a.m. trips around the neighborhood. He thinks he's tricking people with that damn Jack and Jill music! We're on to your tricks!

Johnny Pothead: Look guys, there's the Po--er, I mean Ice Cream Man again! Lets go get our potsicles!

by Dani December 28, 2004

potsywackle

a chicken on crack. made up by the awesomely clever CRAZY PSYCHOPATH.

The potsywackle ran up and down the chicken coop screaming "get ur cock out of my noodle, do?"

by bread infection December 28, 2005