Poverty program

A college or sports team that sucks and usually has a large budget, but appears to be poor and unskilled. Most commonly used in college sports where the best teams are typically better funded.

Person 1: “bro we just shit on iowa state yesterday.”
Person 2: “Dude, it doesn’t matter, they have always been an absolute poverty program.”
Person 1:”damn, you right.”

by GOODGUYBRENDEN June 28, 2022

Post-Program Error Fix Clarity

That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.

SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!

by Blockitifluy January 7, 2023

one hour program

the solution to most of our problems.

if it takes more than an one hour program to fix something we get bored and walk away.the plumber, the cake decorator, the paramour, all have one hour to fix it or lose the job.

by mgpaperboy December 10, 2008

on the program

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

by Mr. Maloof May 21, 2010

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

by cocoababy November 15, 2014

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021

brogrammer

Brogrammer, noun., a bro who somehow learned to program, but would deny it in any social situation. A brogrammer does not have side projects and usually programs while listening to Dave Matthews Band, much to the irritation of his fellow programmers.

Noam: "Hey Jack, your a little late, can you rewrite this parser for me? It's not quoting HTML code."

Jack: *takes off Northface backpack and removes iPhone earbuds--Ants Marchin audibly playing* "Yea, lemme just get settled first."

Noam then comments on the IRC channel that Jack doesn't go on (because he thinks freenode is what happens at the bars on Thursdays at 5pm) and says, "man this intern jack is a real brogrammer, I'm glad he's gone at the end of month."

by sabalaba March 3, 2011