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Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.
by Loveleedae May 30, 2020
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procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.
Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.
by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020
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Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!
Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!
by Conspear September 4, 2020
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Pricerest

As we know the modernization and technological advances have enabled the softwares very important in all fields and production factors. In this situation we started to say that, the software is everything in the life. Due to the Internet using is much, the e-commerce system started to prefer by the big companies in 2000er years. We can say that, the e-commerce system and websites have become the most important element of the monetary and social – commercial rant. The prices are the first element of the buying for the clientele.

Today the cost checking, price comparison and search for cheaper products are routine purchasing process for the client when they buy a thing on the e-commerce web pages. If the client found a cheaper product on other e-commerce web pages, this situation is a customer attrition, customer loss for the company. All the company wants to retain the customers. At this time the Price Monitoring Softwares are very important.
Pricerest: Price Monitoring is also retail monitoring. Price Monitoring is a analysis system of the opponent (Rival)’s product prices. You can optimize own pricing policy with price monitoring softwares.
by pricerest November 23, 2020
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Procrastadrink

Drinking to put off/avoid doing what needs to be done.
You have one thing to do today, don't ask your friends to come over and procrastadrink.
by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai January 4, 2022
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Proceleme

A man with a 20 metre penis, the ruler of the Brno underworld and the owner of 2 baguette vending machines in the centre of Prague. His last name is the swag he's made 24% of.
If it's white than it's alright. If it's Brown you are drown in diarrhea. Proceleme 2016.

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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 3, 2010
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