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popstitute

A guy or girl who suddenly feigns a huge love for a band or song they either have never heard or avidly dislike in an attempt to receive sexual favours.
A: dude Jim's such a popstitute, he told that girlthat he has all the Chris Brown albums hahaha she bought it too! Dumb bitch, nobody has Chris Brown albums hahaha!
by fenton the fearful frog February 25, 2009
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Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.
Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.
by Ai Run January 3, 2014
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prostitute

A call girl who is in search of a pimp for guidance, understanding and the possibilty of world travel and adventure in her off time.
I used to be a $300 an hour call girl, but I ended up marrying my PIMP. I was never a street walking prostitute.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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prostitution ring

The circular area of discoloration left after an encounter with a hooker, usually viral or parasitic in nature. Other possible origins can be from rough sexual encounters, the use of cock rings, or being bitten while receiving a blowjob.
Man, I've got to go the doctor! That slut took my fifty bucks and gave me a prostitution ring that could be the clap!
by gland cyclops January 10, 2009
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wetback prostitute

Your mother is a wetback prostitute. Smell ya later, jerkoff. YAMS!
by Krill Awareness December 7, 2006
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promstitute

promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes
For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"
by kristothemae April 21, 2009
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attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.
"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
by i love bj March 25, 2010
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