A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)
You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
by The Awesomenator August 29, 2005
Get the The Problem mug.Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.
John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
by Archon723 July 17, 2009
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by thefullronnie September 27, 2011
Get the No problem mug.When a girl's (usually rich) father doesn't spend any time with her when she's little. This makes the girl long for male attention and turns into a slut.
by WTF1111111111 January 24, 2010
Get the Daddy Problems mug.An Americanized version of the Spanish "no problema" which means "no problem". Pretty much accepted as slang in American society. Appeared in the popular film Terminator 2 and in the television series The Simpsons.
Girlfriend: Hey honey, can you pick up some wheat germ from the store for me?
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
by Spidey and Cheep August 18, 2007
Get the no problemo mug.1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
Get the The Pee-Noise Problem mug.-Noun informal Proh-bee
Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus
(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)
Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus
(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)
Best used in moments of stupidy
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')
by Nickwhite777 January 13, 2008
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