by Pink gin May 20, 2020
A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.
The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.
The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.
I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.
by prototypist September 01, 2021
by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017
1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 08, 2009
Get the good present instead of that shitty mug.
When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
by Time teller January 10, 2023
by imverydaddy December 09, 2016