Skip to main content

Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better
“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude
“Dude that’s sick”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
mugGet the Target Practice mug.

Target Practice

When having traditional doggy style, the male is about to cum, and pulls out, resting his dick on the crevice right above the buttcrack, so that it looks almost like a cannon. He then cums, shooting as far as he can.
“Yo I heard u fucked Jessica last night
Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
mugGet the Target Practice mug.

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
mugGet the Coming home from trumpet practice mug.

I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???
The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
mugGet the I've had plenty of practice mug.

snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.
That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.
by googalewski March 7, 2020
mugGet the snorting practice mug.

Choir Practice

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
by Hamtaro March 15, 2020
mugGet the Choir Practice mug.

Devices and Practices

In cock and ball torture, similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.
There are many devices and practices in cock and ball torture.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
mugGet the Devices and Practices mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email