Victim-Poser

–noun
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.

2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.

1. Wow That guy is such a "Victim-Poser" He Lied to his Girlfriend about cheating and now that he got caught in his lies he wants us to feel bad for him because he's the one talking about how he goes and sees a guidance counselor because he in so much pain for lying and being unfaithful what a "Victim-Poser"

by Just there to fill the void ! March 15, 2010

Poserfag

Someone who takes the 3D models of other people and poses them in a posing software (e.g. Poser 7) and calls it their own art. This does not include those whose job is to pose and rig said models in a collaborative project.

"Make your own 3D models, poserfag!"

by AVogel July 8, 2009

Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

posebian

A women who is really flirty with her girl friends or other women at bars to get the attention of men even though she is straight.

Why is making out with that girl outside? I wonder if her boyfriend knows she is a posebian.

by ktisswt September 14, 2009

Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

Poseidon's Kiss

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

reef poser

One who pretends to have a reef to gain friends and community. Generally a reef fag. See also Reef Fairy

Dude, corriewf is such reef poser. Have you seen that thing he's calling a tank? Total weakness..

by xl0 June 30, 2005