spoon poon

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."
by Jazzual August 27, 2011
mugGet the spoon poonmug.

Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding
Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!
by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016
mugGet the Poon Hoggermug.

Poon tokens

Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.

Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.

There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.

I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.

I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010
mugGet the Poon tokensmug.

poon gun

the weapon that is often used to slay poon...
"got a lighter"
"no but I got a poon gun"
by hoopstar August 19, 2008
mugGet the poon gunmug.

poon-trenching

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
by woodchipper April 29, 2008
mugGet the poon-trenchingmug.

Poon Belt

A girl who has wrapped herself around the object of her affection, normally during sloppy kissing and with use of at least one leg, so much so that she essentially becomes a belt.
"My mate had this chick all over him outside the pub with both legs off the ground around him. Lucky mofo looked like he was wearing a poon belt!"
by JT Amish May 11, 2009
mugGet the Poon Beltmug.

Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.
I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
mugGet the Poon Meatmug.

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