poker face

I'm sorry.
I'm having a hard time reading her Poker Face.

my my my poker face

by bam mcbambam June 27, 2010

cow poker

A person who goes out and intentionally has sex with cows.

Man that guy in sales is a real cow poker.

by Slickfly December 29, 2007

Poker Hot

Stupid bullshit word G4 put in a commercial that isn't even funny and is a horrible example of the amazingness of urban dictionary.

I was watching this show last night on G4 and that stupid commercial with the word Poker Hot came on and I was like, this pisses my balls off.

by Spumspumss August 16, 2009

poker face

a facial expression that was once used whilst playing poker, now it is a term used to present a face bedazzled with sequins and glitter.

Giiirrrl, I so love your poker face, I think it's zing

by mr gaga November 21, 2010

Poker Face

The player girl. She usually gets guys hooked by looks, and then reels them in with her personality. Very careful with who she picks, but anyone could be her next target.

"She so got him last night at the party!"
"Duh, that's a poker face for you!"

by Spinhair April 3, 2010

Poker Face

An over weight female with an attractive face used for oral sex.
Poker Face
Poke-Her-Face

"Shorty had a poker face.. that means she a little over weight but I'll poker face!" - Hellaquent

by Hellaquent - HQT Productions May 14, 2009

wombat poker

Wombat Poker was founded in April 2011 and is/was the last standing fully legal and safe online poker site in the USA. The site's main founder and spokesperson is New York native Pete Lubrano who created Wombat Poker to provide a safe haven for the puppy without a home that he had become.

Wombat Poker features a 79% rakeback program and pays out in Wombat Dollaz. Wombat Poker admits that payouts will take between 90-120 Business Days but Wombat Poker has never had a customer service complaint. Wombat Poker also offers Wombat Points that can be exchanged for Wombat Goodiez in the Wombat Poker Store.

Person A: My money is stuck on FTP, yo I'm fuckin' worried.

Person B: My shit is on Wombat Poker, yo. Just cashed out 50K Wombat Dollaz this morning. My life > yours :)

by peteL May 8, 2011