Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

Planting

Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.

John went planting

by _Johnny-boy July 31, 2011

Roller Planking

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.

Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.

by SparklyCupCakeBear July 31, 2011

planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009

Planking

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.

check out that letterbox bro, prime planking

by plankingbouss September 25, 2011

Planking

The art of lying on your stomach on a pole or an object of similar thiness. Planking can be done anywere. To be an official plank one must have their arms by there sides be facing downwards and legs straight, no holding on.

nothing much probably gonna go planking

by Jlazo September 27, 2011

planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

by dcs20120 October 3, 2011